10 Things: Issue #2

~ 10 Things I Hate About Females ~

1. If you tell them the truth, they think you're lying. If you lie, they get mad.
2. 90% of females are not ambitious, settling instead for that cozy job at KFC rather than getting a good paying office job - because they don't really want to work for money. Why work for it when you can just find a rich boyfriend who's stupid enough to pay your bills?
3. Every female is looking for a model-looking man, rather than accepting the fact that what really attracts two people is not the outside, but the personality.
4. Females don't really understand #3 until they've had at least one kid and been left by at least one guy they either married or nearly married...then they're open to finding a "Nice guy". But by then it's too late. Most men don't want to deal with someone who had someone else's kids, especially if that dude was a jackass and she knew it going in and didn't care.
5. Females are content to just have a male friend or boyfriend drive them everywhere, rather than paying attention to #2 and getting a car of their own (and no, not one your parents bought for you).
6. Females think it's okay to have 40 million male friends and no female friends because "Females are jealous"...even though it's well known that the reason they have male friends is the fact that it gives them options if they get "Hot" and "Bothered" without the bothersome commitment that goes along with.
7. Cute females must always have a fat, unattractive friend. That way they look even better.
8. Females never take solo pictures. There always has to be (1) an ex boyfriend, (2) a group of ex boyfriends or (3) at least one female friend. Guess what, we don't care about any of them.
9. Females always claim to want a guy who is "family oriented". Yet when they find a guy that is, they call him a "momma's boy". Hasn't happened to me, but I know quite a few it has happened to.
10. For some reason females are okay living at home until they're 30 because they're close with Mommy. Get off your butt, heed #2 and get your own place.