TemptingReview of "The Hobbit" (Theatrical Version, Blu-ray)

Wow.  And I don't mean to bore you with details, so I won't.  But there's a lot of ground to cover.

First, some context.  Believe it or not, I never read or was read "The Hobbit", though I own it on audiobook (but I keep falling asleep while it's playing).  I also never bothered to watch any of the "Star Wars" movies (no, none of them).  Therefore, I have no comparison point to the book or Jar Jar Binks which everyone else seems to want to throw this under.  I did watch the extended editions of the "Lord of the Rings" trilogy, and I will do some comparatives there.

For those that don't know the book, this has actually little to do with the book itself.  In fact, while it shares the name and the basic premise, there is a lot of fluff thrown in for 'good' measure.  It is important that you approach this movie the way I did: It is essentially a prologue to the Lord of the Rings trilogy, a device to help explain what happened before the "Fellowship of the Ring".  While the book is supposed to be the same, there were a lot of missing elements in the story due to J.R. Tolkien not living long enough to get everything tied up.  His son tried, but this movie is really the first time we see the puzzle pieces fitting together.  The end result is rather confusing, so try best to follow along.

The movie begins with a voiceover from Bilbo Baggins, who is writing what will eventually be "There And Back Again: A Hobbit's Tale", seen at the end of the "Return of the King".  What he is speaking is found in the letter that he has left for Frodo at the end of his adventure.  It then goes to the now infamous starting line from the book: "In a hole in the ground, there lived a hobbit..." and the whole first few sentences.  It then goes to a brief conversation between Bilbo and Frodo (yes, Elijah Wood).  This culminates into a first meeting with Gandalf, and the dwarves who are embarking on an adventure.

I had a number of problems with how this started.  It felt like Jackson was trying desperately to match what was said in the book - down to the corny diatribe from Gandalf to Bilbo - even though none of it matched the character.  Yet, the full duration of the movie is full with blatant attempts to be a prequel to "Lord of the Rings".  As such one would expect somewhat clear personality similarities, especially with Gandalf, that simply aren't there in the first parts of the movie.  Secondly, while I wasn't as upset with the dwarf-at-hobbit-hole scene as other reviewers, I had tons of questions.  Why are they not questioning their being sent there?  Why are they simply trusting of Gandalf that this hobbit is the right person?  And why was Bilbo so eager to join the squad?  Again, from what little I recall from the story, Bilbo is constantly reluctant to go on the adventure the entire time.  Yet in the movie this is brushed off as just a brief hesitation.

Once the real adventure begins, the movie starts a sharp divergence from the story.  It still keeps certain elements but there are many others that were simply patched in from other Tolkien stories such as "The Silmarillion" and "Unfinished Tales".  For example, there isn't a serious session with Saruman and Galadriel with Agent Lord Elrond, with Saruman chewing Gandalf out for making the party (BTW, when Elrond said "purpose", he WAS Agent Smith.  Poor Hugo).  There's no epic battle with Albino orcs.  The list goes on and on, and clearly the intent is to maintain the same level of majesty found in the trilogy, so it's understandable why fans of the book might be miffed at some of what's thrown in, nevermind exposing certain characters that were never in "The Hobbit" to begin with (aka Frodo and others).

The remainder of the movie is wrought with the same amount of orchestral marching scenes panning gorgeous landscapes in New Zealand as are found in the trilogy.  Thinking of this movie in a different angle, you might not expect this since the book itself is quite short and not the epic adventure that the movie portrays it to be; this is precisely why I say that you must set aside that expectation before approaching the movie.  Seen as simply a prequel to the trilogy, everything makes perfect sense and obviously that's how Jackson saw the endeavor.  He wasn't trying to turn the book literally into the movie (though the first 30 minutes would convince you otherwise).

Much has been made of Radagast the Brown.  Turned from a couple of colorful sentences in the book to a larger-than-life character, Radagast's parts could easily have been excluded entirely.  He adds nothing to the story except finding a certain sword that is shown to Saruman (and thus dismissed as unverified).  I didn't have as much issue with how the character was presented with bird droppings in his beard and down the side of his face; indeed, most book-to-movie attempts result in the exact same (see "A Wrinkle in Time" by Disney as a perfect example).  As with the aforementioned, if the target is to appeal to the children that read the book rather than the child that is now an adult watching the movie, sometimes it's better to leave well enough alone.

My TV, an Insignia that I got about 3 years ago at a really good deal, has the ability to closely emulate the 48fps that the movie was presented at in theaters; just not in 3D (I hate 3D).  So I was able to experience the "speed" of things that people were talking about.  The best way I can describe it would be like a play, or a live action event where you are watching things right there on set while they're filming it. It didn't bug me too much since Back to the Future Blu-ray did the same thing at times, but where it got weird is any scene that was filmed with obvious fake props.  The most notable I saw was a scene where they panned over a landscape that was obviously not real; fake trees stuck into fake grass rather than a real area.  Also, when Gandalf is talking to Galadriel, the pillars to her left and right were too fake looking.  Gandalf himself, it was just seeing Ian McKellen in makeup all the time, unlike the trilogy where he blended into the character so well.

If I had to name my biggest complaints, it would be the fight scenes; every last one of them.  They're all the same: party gets stuck into some sort of impossible situation with enemies twice or larger their size.  Even with so many dwarves they still manage to get beat down and either tied up, incapacitated, or stuck.  In every situation except one, Bilbo is the one that saves them.  This is stark opposite of the trilogy where Frodo didn't do hardly anything.  In fact Frodo was more of a coward than Bilbo in the movie even though the book has Bilbo being less willing to chip in and save the day.

Then there is the introduction of Bilbo to Gollum.  A lot of people applaud this as the best scene in the movie, but frankly it was nothing special.  The Gollum character was played well, and the creepy mannerisms are something to behold, but the scene itself was quite unremarkable.

Frankly, it was not a bad movie nor was it too long.  I didn't get the same sense of overall fulfillment from it that I got from Fellowship, nor did I gain much from the Bilbo character here.  Bilbo in the trilogy was a lot more entertaining overall, and "The Hobbit" at times felt mislabeled; as though it should have been called "The Dwarven Quest" because they dominated the screenplay almost exclusively.  This might have been in response to complaints about Frodo and Sam dominating the trilogy; I'm not sure.  In any case, as long as you don't bring book bias the movie is worth a watch.  But don't expect it to blow you away.  It's a decent movie, not a great one.

TemptingReview of "Enigmatis: The Ghosts of Maple Creek"

I have to admit, when I read up on this game, I was under the clearly mistaken impression that it was so short as to not make it worth paying for.  I also had my doubts about the back story of the game; in fact, I still somewhat do if for no other reason than some of the rather haphazard telling of the story, but all in all I walked away satisfied.

Enigmatis is what is referred to as a "hidden object" game.  This genre is somewhat of an evolution of the old point-and-click and text style games of years past, where you'll play out the role of the main character and experience the world through their eyes.  You'll be presented with scenes that have a bunch of irrelevant objects and a select number of key ones that you have to identify.  Depending on the difficulty setting of the game, there may be a time limit, or some sort of punishment for tapping/clicking on the wrong item.  Often, the bulk of what you need to find is not used, but there will be one or two items that are used to advance the story.

In Enigmatis, you wake up in a pool of blood, dazed and confused, having lost your memory.  As the story advances, you will observe items that slowly restore your memory of what has transpired: a young girl has gone missing in the city of Maple Creek, and you've been dispatched to find out what happened to her and bring her home.  Strangely, the town appears mostly abandoned, but you will see various characters reveal themselves at points.  There are twists and turns that will have you wondering where the story is going to go next.  If for nothing else it was a great premise when it started.

My primary issues with Enigmatis were:

1. Not Enough "Creepy".  It started out excellently, dark and mysterious, using ambiance and audio to really bring you into the scene.  There's a part with a dead body and some footprints that will likely make your skin crawl, if for only a brief moment.  Shadows move in the background, catching your eye and tempting you to chase after them.  But then, about midway through the story, you'll trigger a key event involving a bell...and all of a sudden the creep factor is gone.  Shadows show up less, and then it just becomes a point-and-shoot exercise.  It's still a decent story told, but it would have helped a lot to keep up the "creep" factor more than it was.
2. Plot Drop Offs.  This is more about character development than anything.  While the story was pretty straightforward a lot of the story elements were simply abandoned with no further probing.  There's a character who tries to give you all of the collected materials; he then disappears and is never seen or heard from again.  You never find out what happened to him.  There is a church full of cultists (as far as you know) - after triggering the aforementioned bell event, they all run out of the church, never seen or heard from again.  There's a person who rips a photo off of a wall and runs off - you never find out who that person exactly is (their face is shown briefly, but it's difficult to make out who they are).  The ending, which I won't spoil, simply makes no sense whatsoever.
3. Backtrack, backtrack, backtrack.  I actually don't mind a tiny bit of backtracking but this game takes the cake.  It's not even the amount, but how far you have to go and the way you navigate.  For example, you'll find an obscure object in a boathouse that you have to use at the graveyard; the problem is that the path to navigate back to that graveyard is long and tedious.  Once you get there, you'll find an object that needs to be used at a farm; again though, long and tedious to get there since you have to navigate through another building's backyard to get there.  No shortcuts whatsoever to help with any of this journey and there were times I thought of quitting.  Compare this to a game like Adera, where the items you find are used for a future location, with backtracking every now and again, but not all the time.  
4. Hidden Object overload. There are specific places where these minigames occur and they're always the same.  The problem is, when you pass certain key points in the game, you'll have to backtrack (there's that word again) to each of these to see if there's a minigame, and then complete it.  So you'll be visiting each at least 3 times. They're a bit challenging to find certain objects, so if this is your bag then you'll be right at home, but going back to the exact same layouts over and over is not my idea of fun.
5. Pointless highlights.  Things that the game will encourage you to look at that have no useful purpose in the game.  There's a sign near some woods as well as what seems to be an exposed pipe at the top of a toilet.  They draw your eye and distract you needlessly.  You might spend minutes examining these in case they unlock something else, to no avail.
6. Too much dependence on evidence.  To the point that at times, you can't advance the story at all without going to the evidence wall to drag some photos into circles.  I get it; they want you to see things through the eyes of the detective, but to force the user to manually drag things into circles feels like game padding.  Should easily and definitely have just been some cutscenes where you watch the detective do this activity.

All that said, it's a fairly lengthy game.  I was playing in brief spurts for at least a week, so I figure I got roughly 7-8 hours out of the game, which comes in at just under a dollar an hour.  That's of course with me analyzing every corner of the town and not rushing to finish it.  Compared to some first person shooters with a 8 hour campaign at $60 ( over $7 per hour of gameplay!!) I found it to be a decent deal.  That said, this kind of game is a time passer.  It's not something that will go down as a legendary epic or anything.  It'll do, especially if you're on a plane or something passing time.

TemptingReview of "The Godfather Part III"

"What the hell?"

Those were the first words out of my mouth once the final scene concluded and the movie was over.  After a trying near 3 hours of movie, it wasn't that I was dissatisfied.  On the contrary, I was quite confused at what I had just seen: a movie that had a lot of emotion behind it, but also a lot of extremely confusing and often contradictory scenes that left me scratching my head.  It has been said that this was supposed to be considered as an "epilogue" to the first two, and not part of the trilogy.  But due to pressure from Paramount this was added in and named accordingly, to its detriment I would say.

Part III takes place an extended time after Part II and focuses mainly on Michael's attempts to further legitimize the business.  I mentioned this in the last review - and it rears its head again in this one.  There is a lot of regret and sadness with how these attempts are presented to the viewer, which is part of the good.  However, there are also smatterings of the same-old that show up every so often, which is the bulk of the bad.  The character dynamics have changed drastically, and most of them are no longer recognizable from their previous selves.  This is especially true with characters such as Connie - once a sniveling, whining, yelling, screaming battered wife who is now more cutthroat than Michael himself with no real explanation as to the reasoning.  There's Anthony, who once adored his father but now supposedly resents him (according to Kay, anyway), yet this is all thrown in the garbage later in the movie with no explanation (more later).  There's Mary, his daughter who is now running the Vito Andolini Corleone Foundation as a figurehead to money laundering...she dominates roughly a third of the movie, I kid you not.  This wouldn't be so bad except that she is not nearly as polarizing as Apollonia was in Part II, and Apollonia had only a few minutes to showcase the character yet ended up way more memorable.  Then there's Vincent, who I will get to in a later part.

In the first scenes we see Vincent Mancini arrive.  He's the son of Sonny Corleone, and apparently was an unplanned child, since he does not carry the Corleone name at this time.  He runs into Mary, Michael's daughter, who has grown up.  She mentions that they've met before, when he was 15 and she was 8, alluding to some sort of sexual encounter at a wedding.  Based on the ages this would put this event sometime after the events of Part II but before Part III, meaning that Vincent was already in his early teens during Part II but never introduced.  This scene threw me, because she mentioned they were cousins but I couldn't initially piece together how that was possible.  It was then that it struck me that I had forgotten that Sonny was Michael's brother...and I had forgotten because I seemed to recall that he wasn't a brother by blood, but that may have been my lack of attention during the first movie.  In either case, the blatant and thrown-together attachment of these two right from the jump annoyed me.  Apollonia from Part I was dismissive, shy, and partially disinterested at Michael's advances, and in turn he didn't have to do much to end up impressing her into their marriage.  Here, Vincent is portrayed as an irresistible ladies man that gets women to do anything, even drop their panties and risk death without a second thought.  This simply is not believable, as Kay herself will attest to repeatedly throughout all three films.

Despite the previous scene, Vincent takes a reporter home who wants a story from Michael.  This exchange makes absolutely no sense for a variety of reasons.  First, she never gets the story.  Second, the attraction is forced and has no energy behind it whatsoever.  Third, Mary seemingly doesn't give a care about this womanizer taking this hot blonde back to his place for some fun, and fourth, she is nearly killed during an attempt on Vinny's life but just calmly calls the cops at his behest.  She is then never seen or referred to again in the rest of the movie.  I'm still trying to figure out if this was just a blatant attempt to add more time to the movie - because they could have cut this entire 10-20 minutes off the movie easily and lost nothing.  The attempt on his life could have been better served without her involved.

I will give Vincent credit for the character itself.  It brings back very good and close memories of early Michael, immediately after he killed the other Dons in Part I.  The role is played to perfection, and at times you can almost wax some nostalgia about the mob days.  The problem isn't the character or the role, clearly.  It's that he is playing second fiddle to others who are pale shadows of their former selves.  Maybe that was the intent.  The problem is that some characters, in their pale shadowness, ended up being caricatures instead of standouts.  Take Michael Corleone, for example.

He is awarded a medal from the church, he is writing letters to his kids, he is doing "family" things and attempting to be wholesome.  That's fine...except when he goes back to the casino round table with the other Dons in Vegas and passes them a bunch of money, in an attempt to dissolve the underbelly and step away from it.  His intentions are good, but he purposely leaves out Joey Zaza, at the time the primary handler between all of the Dons.  It is assumed that this is Michael sending a message to Joey about the attack on Vinny, but it comes off as if Michael is still a strong part of the same crime dealings he always was, yet wants to escape from it.  This is made worse by a helicopter-based massacre, where nearly everyone is murdered.  With Vinny's help, Michael gets out safely.  I submit that this is where the movie really goes down hill -  not because of the action, which is good, but rather because the storyline gets so winded and tangled that you lose track of the reason behind anything.

All I can say from what I pieced out is that somehow, the Vatican is involved in banking in Italy, they have a huge real estate-related conglomerate called the Immortalie, and Michael wants a majority stake.  It's not clear why, but he says later that he wants it to be a legitimate business venture and not an underbelly to criminal behavior.  One of the other Dons, who is a long time family friend of Vito Corleone, makes repeated futile attempts to get Michael to share in the opportunity, but he refuses.  The problem with this section is that the whole Vatican involvement seems thrown in and and random.  It's almost like the whole scene was designed to do nothing more than to get an excuse for Michael to stay in Italy for an extended period until his son got a chance to do his opera thing.  I normally don't have an issue with plot devices, provided the plot device is interesting.  But I could never tell who was the bad guy here.  The bishop, the priest, the pope, etc.

Throughout all of this, Connie, who is an unmentioned Consigliere (the title Tom the lawyer had in Part I) is instructing Vinnie to commit murder and plotting and scheming like Michael used to do before.  The issue here is that it's totally not with her character to do these things, as she was totally repulsed by the very notion of crime in the family.  This repulsion was displayed in her moving away with the guy she married and only coming back to the house when Michael was at his greatest need (when the mom died).  Connie is cold, heartless, calculating, and totally without remorse in this episode, and there is no explanation as to this shock behavior.

Mary eventually begins to question her role as the chairman of the Foundation, thinking it may be a front for her father's illegal activities (it is), to which he denies the allegation and tries to convince her that he's trying desperately to go legit.  The Mary character is easily the most annoying of the bunch, because the only thing she does is whine.  Part of that has to do with the lines she was given, but there are frequent times when she doesn't even stand out as a character with the role.  I don't know that anyone could have done a better job, but I felt that again, this was simply a plot device to bring out the best and the worst in other characters (i.e. Vinny and Michael) rather than a standout on her own.  She is in this forbidden relationship with Vinny and Michael, though he says it's "dangerous" does not snap or go ballistic like he would before, and she seems perfectly fine having inappropriate relations with her cousin.  She also doesn't bat an eye at the fact that her father killed her uncle - though he denies it, it's obvious she knows for a fact that he did and yet does not express the emotion that she should about it.

For someone who "dreads" Michael Corleone, Kay spends a substantial amount of time with and around him in this movie.  It's a total about face from the Kay that we saw in Part II and this was annoying.  She did a good job with what she was given, but it was too painfully obvious that they were trying hard to make it seem like Kay had all the love in the world for Michael and he for her.  Yet, this is totally conflicting with Michael's reaction to Kay getting an abortion previously.  The forced reconciliation of these two was sickening and unnecessary...we didn't need to see it.  One scene would have been enough, but maybe they like the Kay character more than the rest of us.  I was secretly hoping that Kay would get blown up or something instead of Michael, since she is the only female to interact with him and not get beaten, shot, or blown up in the process, yet she is the one who needs it the most.

In defiance of Michael's order, and authorized by Connie and Al Neri,Vinny takes some guys and goes on a manhunt to take out Joey Zaza after the massacre.  The problem here is perception.  According to Michael, Zaza is an enforcer only and has no real power, but in this scene he's pretty much a Don.  It's unknown if there is some backing logic to this presentation or what, but it's explained that Joey could not have coordinated the massacre at his level. Regardless, Vinny and the guys execute the hit with a precision that is eerily similar to Vito's murder of Don Fanucci from Part II.  Later, Vinny and Connie are chastised  by a sick Michael - he didn't order the hit and it's not what he wanted, even if it was the right thing to do.  Michael being sick is right on the heels of a sudden diabetes-related stroke that is never explained, but the movie portrays this as being triggered at Michael's stress going up due to the massacre and Zaza's actions, so you instinctively feel sympathy for Vinny.  There are just too many unexplained things in the scene which cloud the ability to really appreciate what's happened.

Later, Michael is listening to his son's performance, and recalls the music.  It's the same song that was played during one of his encounters with Apollonia.  This causes him to tell the story to his children about her, and the fact she died because he was betrayed by his bodyguard.  Of the entire movie, I found this to be the greatest scene, because it makes you think that he simply doesn't trust Vinny, when the fact is he wants to keep his children away from what he knows will happen to him and Vinny eventually.  He's accepting the reality that he can't get away from the crime life no matter what he does, and he may even have come to terms with the fact that the more he eliminates enemies the more he gets in return.  The scene though is ruined by Mary and the piss poor lack of emotion she exhibits in saying "NO!" to her father's pleas to stay away from Vinny.  Anthony agrees with Michael that she should stop seeing him, but when she runs away, all of a sudden he's siding with her inexplicably.

After Vinny briefs Michael as to the potential future plots on his life, and admits that he wants the power to protect the family, Michael provides him an offer he simply can't refuse: He will retire as Don and elevate Vinny as Vincent Corleone.  The price, however, is steep...he must no longer associate himself with Mary.  This is Michael's brilliant attempt to keep Mary safe, and Vinny agrees with a brief hesitation.  The transfer of power is subtle, and not nearly as impactful as with Vito and Michael.  With Vinny now calling the shots, it is his duty to protect Michael from those who would harm him.  He hires professionals to keep him from harm as Michael prepares for his son's opera performance.  During this time, there is a lot of bloodshed.  Al Neri dies after a successful assassination attempt that is never really explained, and it is done in the exact same style as with what happened in Part I.  Connie poisons another character, with yet again no explanation for her cruelty.  The two men who are primary for guarding Michael are taken out by a pro assassin, yet the assassin does not go back to get his kill until later.  It is then that the least surprising yet most emotional scene of the movie happens.

The assassin encounters Michael leaving the opera, and takes a shot.  This scene is so flawed it's not funny.  Michael flinches hard as he's hit in the shoulder by the bullet.  He collapses backwards, but is not dead or anything.  Vinny comes out and shoots the assassin with one shot, killing him.  The camera then pans to Mary, who is still standing there, still alive, looks down at her chest to see that she's been shot dead in the sternum.  This seems to indicate a through-and-through: The bullet went through her and hit Michael, but she stayed alive that entire time and just stood there with no flinch.  She finally collapses, Vinny yells "NO!" but doesn't run to her, and Michael and Kay are both beside themselves.  Connie cries gently (again, for no reason since she had been cold hearted the entire movie), and people just stare.  Cops run right past them without stopping.  It just doesn't make any sense.

On a selfish note, I will share my FAVORITE part of the movie.

Yeah.

Anyway, the final scene of the movie shows a severely aged Michael sitting out in front of Don Tommasino's villa by himself, surrounded by dogs.  Nothing is said and nobody shows up, but he just collapses.  It's unclear if he dies from illness, a broken heart, or just the passage of time.

And so ends a movie that is unnecessarily long, with a convoluted story, complex and contradictory characters, and a bunch of bloodshed.  It's not clear what they were going for here.  There weren't many flashbacks so it didn't strike a ton of nostalgia.  Perhaps they wanted to emphasize the reality that Michael could never escape the mob life; I'm not sure.  In any event, I felt this movie was just not strong at all, and it's perfectly understandable why people were so upset at the ending.

TemptingReview of "The Godfather Part II"

As promised, I took the time to review Part II of "The Godfather" trilogy, recently re-released on Blu-ray.  And yes, I was quite wise in waiting until the following weekend to do so, because I haven't been this disconnected from the passage of time since the Lord of the Rings trilogy, which isn't anywhere near as long in single instances.  The second part of the trilogy is a whopping 3 and a half hours - so long, in fact, that I was not surprised to see a literal intermission left right after the 2 hour mark, just like in the theaters, and I took well advantage of this.  I just can't sit through a movie that long, unfortunately.  Doesn't matter how good it might be.

Part II takes a markedly different turn than Part I did.  Instead of "...a bunch of guys talking at a wedding", you now have a movie that is less focused on any "Godfather" or gangs, and more focused on the underbelly of the mob way of life: that on the surface are legitimate businesses that provide the funding for what happens behind the scenes.  The movie has been both praised and criticized: Many people give it flack for its length (myself included), others for the fact that nothing major really happens.  Some herald it as the greatest sequel of movies.  I stand to disagree with pretty much everyone, and agree with certain points from both sides.  First, it IS too long.  I see no reason why this could not have been two separate movies, honestly.  In fact, half of the movie could easily have served as the perfect sequel to the first part: this is where you see, from childhood to Don, the rise of Vito Corleone.  However, as presented, it is intermingled with the struggles of his kid, Michael Corleone, as he is trying to legitimize the family operations as he promised Kay that he would.  The result is an interesting story told, but confusing at times as you are forced to pay very close attention to people and places to make sure you don't lose track of who's who.  It also feels crammed in, like they were purposely trying to make sure it didn't go over 3 and a half hours.

You first are presented with young Vito, who is part of a small Sicilian village.  His father has been murdered by the local don, Ciccio (yes, the same one from Snoop Dogg/JD "We Just Wanna Party With You" song).  His brother has sworn revenge, and as they are carrying the body to its final resting place, gunshots ring out.  The brother is killed.  Distraught, the mother takes young Vito to the Don to plead for his life; she is killed, but he escapes with the aid of some other villagers who are sympathetic.  This is a key moment in the movie; it's unfortunate that this goes by so fast with so little character development.  It's well done overall in terms of impact, but fails in terms of memorable characters or filming style.  Vito comes to America, where he is taken in by a store owner and raised as if he were a son.  The Don in this area, Fanucci, exploits the stores and shops for money and mistreats some of the locals.  Without spoiling events, there are moments here where you can tell that some of Vito's Part 1 tendencies come directly from his interactions with Fanucci.

Where this all breaks down is the fact that it goes way too fast, yet again.  At one point he's a poor young man working at a store; the next they're calling him "Don Vito" with no real backstory or translation as to why they all of a sudden respect him.  I can't spoil the preceding moment of the film that leads to this, but it would make logical sense that he would have been targeted by some of Fanucci's men if they knew what he'd done; if they didn't know, then the people should not be treating him with any more respect than they did before.  It simply doesn't make sense in the grand scheme.  Now, it's possible Fanucci didn't have any men, but if that were the case, it begs the question why Vito took so long to act on his impulses.  You don't get much of Vito's personality; you can't tell if he's a hero, or simply ambitious and wants to take over the role.  Perhaps that's a strength of this part of the movie - the unpredictability of the primary character.  I found it distracting, because I spent too much time trying to figure out the character rather than focusing on what the character brought to the film.

After this, we're jarred back to the reality that is Michael Corleone.  We see that he is trying to build a family and legitimize the Corleone legacy, taking a turn from his father.  Unfortunately, there is a wrench thrown in his plans, courtesy of an assassination attempt while he's in his bedroom talking to Kay.  There are numerous issues with this scene, and I suppose the writers and defenders would chalk it up to simple sloppiness on the part of those involved; but it stands to reason that if they were good enough to manage to shoot inside of an exposed window, that they should not be missing anyone inside, and that they would make sure that they are close enough to get the hit.  The other issue I had was with the fact that it was easily assumed that someone inside was responsible; having those same people comb the grounds for the assassins seemed short-sighted; what's to stop one of them from putting a bullet in Michael's head when he wasn't looking?  Yet Michael is perfectly composed and calm during what simply must be a hair-raising evening.

After this Michael decides to go discuss the matter with Hyman Roth.  He's convinced that a Corleone family member is responsible for setting things up.  This is where the movie starts to take a bizarre and confusing turn.  First, he says that the Corleone family member is responsible.  Then he tells the Corleone family member that Roth is responsible.  There are other family brothers who are named but never shown, and he even tries to say that they're responsible.  This entire time, it's never clear what he's basing any of this on.  He throws out random theory after theory, and the movie never really shows what his logic is based on.  In any event, it's not long before we're jarred back to Vito's storyline, where he has now gained the respect of the town.  We even see him picking fruit, similar to the iconic scene in Part I where he gets gunned down in the street shortly after picking fruit.

Once all of this dust settles we're then brought back to the present, and we see snippets from what appears to be a grand jury, and one of the Corleone family members testifying against Michael and the family.  Michael himself later testifies, denying that he's any sort of Don, and also denying the murder of the cop from Part I.  My issue with the scene is not the scene itself, but the fact that it feels thrown in there with, again, no real backstory.  It's understood that something like this would inevitably happen sooner or later, but it bugs me that there is no buildup to this sort of trial.  No arrest, no reporters, nothing.  It goes from Michael talking at the mansion to him testifying in front of senators at risk of perjury and jail time.

In a sure-to-be iconic scene, Michael is confronted by Kay with the truth: his life and what he says are lies.  He hasn't transformed the family, he's doing the same things his father did to get results, and the family is just as dirty as it had been under his father's direction.  Where Michael sees them as necessary means to an end and strength to protect the family and its members, Kay sees him as someone who would do whatever he had to do in order to avoid taking responsibility for his actions - it's clear she knows about the people he's killed and the deaths that have happened under Michael's direction, and when he explains to her that he just invited someone to come to court (that someone being essentially an intimidator to a damaging witness against him), it's obvious in his eyes that there's no problem and that he didn't do anything wrong.  She wants to leave with the kids and he won't allow it, escalating into a shouting match between the two.  It is then that he tries to apologize for her miscarriage, and she makes a startling (but not totally unexpected) revelation to him that sends him into a violent rage.  The relationship between these two is never quite the same for the rest of the movie.  If I had to pick the best acting of what I've seen, it's these two.  Al Pacino comes off with an energy that's difficult to explain, yet understandable at the same time. 

Michael has interactions with his brother Fredo that set the undertone of the whole movie, from the very beginning all the way until the very last scene.  I can't say much negative here, except that there are obvious issues with the Fredo character as it seems they didn't know how best to create the controversy that ensues.  Without spoiling things, Michael says in an early scene that Fredo is "...weak and stupid", at one point unable to control his consort who is falling down drunk.  The Fredo character definitely exhibits these traits; to hear him talk, you would think that he isn't really weak or stupid, but rather introverted and just not able to properly "lead" anything like his younger brother.  He flies off into a minor rage about the fact that he's been overlooked in favor of Michael, who reminds him gently that it was Vito who made the selection, not him.  Vito clearly had an eye for the characters of his children.  It reminded me a lot of Cao Cao and his struggle in selecting a successor.

Speaking of, Vito is now up to bat.  We're shown him leaving his small village and branching out into the olive oil business.  From a small storefront in the village to greater distribution, he ends up back in the same place where Don Ciccio gunned his mother down in front of him.  The scene is predictable, but the Don is so old he doesn't remember the name nor Vito's face.  You can't help but feel a sense of justice when this scene concludes, even though it's a bit gruesome.  Definitely not for the faint of heart - but if you recall from the first movie, Vito Corleone's empire started with the olive oil distribution and expanded into what it became with other ventures.  It's nice to see that evolution, though a bit haphazard.

After reconciling with Connie (his sister), who agrees to come live with the family, she convinces him to forgive Fredo for his sins.  There is a loving embrace that takes place at their mother's funeral, and it seems all is well in the family, except for a statement Michael had made earlier to Tom: that he would not rest until he had disposed of all of "...his enemies".  This meant Roth, who had just returned to the states, the Corleone family members that had conspired to assassinate Michael, and one other - who I won't reveal.  Suffice it to say that the picture above is telling of what was going through Michael's mind, and the way he executes each of these people is rapid, at times unpredictable, and cold.  It's the last killing that is a bit surprising.  I won't spoil it, but if you ever watched "New Jack City" and saw the scene between Nino and G-Money near the end, it felt almost the same.  You're left wondering: did Michael do it because he felt he had to?  Or was it out of anger that he acted?  The final scene (depicted above) hides this emotion perfectly.

The message of the movie is simple: they show a contrast between Vito's rise and Michael's, yet similarities in approach.  It's also obvious that Michael is bothered at what he ends up doing at each stage, yet he justifies it to himself constantly by saying he's being strong for the family.  In an earlier scene with his mother, he makes clear the distinction between "the family" (meaning Corleone) and his wife/kids.  He doesn't refer to them as part of the family.  It's easy to miss that small note, but clearly his priorities are split between the two.  I felt it was a good - though TOO long - movie.  Better than the first?  I don't agree with that necessarily.  If this were a standalone non-Godfather movie I'd feel it were one of Al Pacino's best.  I think that as good of an actor as he is, there's just no comparison to the Vito Corleone character, whether old as part of Part I or young as part of Part II, there is a magnetism that Vito has where he stands out; Michael lacks this, and perhaps that's intentional.

Elimination Chamber: How WWE Spoiled Ziggler's MITB Outcome (Maybe)

It occurred to me that WWE may have, purposely or inadvertently, spoiled the ending of Dolph Ziggler's MITB run. The way I see it, Swagger winning the Chamber means that Ziggler's cash in can only result in four possible outcomes.

In the current scenario, Swagger has won a shot at the World Heavyweight Championship, held currently by Alberto Del Rio, at Wrestlemania. At the Elimination Chamber PPV, Dolph Ziggler stated that he would cash in his MITB "before Wrestlemania". Now either that was a botch, or the outcome has already been determined, because it doesn't make sense otherwise. Let's assume that Swagger/Del Rio is going to proceed as planned, and the recent borderline racist gimmick he has seems to point in that direction. That means that Del Rio will still be champion come Wrestlemania, which seems to indicate that Ziggler won't be. His MITB expires at Wrestlemania, if memory serves me, which means if he doesn't cash in before or at the event, it's a wash. That means we can only go a select few ways at this point without WWE pulling a major swerve job (which they HAVE done in the past).

Let's take a look at what these outcomes are.

1. Dolph Ziggler Turns Face. If Ziggler turns face, then the current plan would make sense. There was some news chatter about the idea that some in WWE want to turn Ziggler into a face due to his current popularity. While I think this is a huge mistake given his whole #HEEL methodology (something he made famous, BTW), and given potential future feuds with WWE stars would be extremely less exciting with him in the face seat, it would restore continuity to the storyline at least, because he could then cash in against Del Rio, turn face, and go against a heel Swagger (even though it cuts directly into Swagger's current gimmick). Still not a desirable option and I hope WWE is smarter than this.
2. Dolph Ziggler Cashes In But Does NOT Win. In this outcome, Del Rio/Swagger is allowed to go forward as planned, but I can't see this being beneficial for any of these guys. It leaves Ziggler with nothing to really look forward to and Swagger in a position of being guaranteed to lose to Del Rio, which would drop his steam severely. It also puts Ziggler in a worse position than Cena, since Ziggler would more than likely actually lose his match unlike Cena where he just didn't get the title but still won.
3. Dolph Ziggler Cashes In But Loses The Title Back To Del Rio Before Wrestlemania Somehow. I seriously hope WWE doesn't go down this path, because it would be a repeat of his last WHC title "run" where he was essentially a champion in name only and didn't get a chance to really run with it.
4. Dolph Ziggler Cashes In After Del Rio/Swagger. This is also problematic, because it means Swagger is guaranteed to lose that match (we believe he will lose anyway, but this outcome pretty much guarantees it), as it's extremely doubtful that they would let Swagger take it, Ziggler cash in on him, and then Swagger turn his attention back to Del Rio rather than try to get the title back. Whereas if Del Rio wins but is decimated in the process, it opens the door for Ziggler to take the title, freeing Del Rio from the main event hunt long enough to continue the feud between him and Swagger. Ziggler is then freed up, as champion, to go against people like a returning Christian, or Jericho, or more long term, Orton.

Now technically, #4 should not be possible since the MITB should be expired. But since it's WWE I wouldn't put it past them to do something like this. What worries me more is the fact that these outcomes are the only possibilities I can see unless they pull a major swerve. Swagger's return and newfound gimmick have thrown a wrench in things, which may actually be a good thing...unless they go with #1.

TemptingReview of "The Godfather" by Francis Ford Coppolla

It's a sure bet I spelled the man's last name wrong, but you get the idea.

You're probably in a state of pure shock that I am just now getting around to watching "The Godfather".  In truth, there's a good reason.  I really got burned out on movies in general, opting to watch certain ones that I already knew must be good, such as Scarface and Back To The Future (odd mixture, yes).  But I really did take a liking to the acting skills of Al Pacino.  Back in the days of HD-DVD, I ended up buying pretty much every movie he had except Godfather (which hadn't yet been released on the high definition formats), and really took a liking to Scent of a Woman and Carlito's Way.  I was determined to watch this movie eventually; and yes, it took me half a decade to get around to it.  But I got there.

I watched this with Blu-ray as I felt I wanted the best possible picture quality, so I'll start there first.  I never did see what the VHS or DVD or even big screen versions of this movie looked like for comparison, but I felt that this transfer was rather muddy.  Scenes were quite dark and there was noise all throughout the movie.  This wasn't the normal "age grain" that you might intentionally put in a movie; but to put it in perspective, Scarface was also filmed as an aged film was it was substantially cleaner.  I also had issues with the audio; while it was Dolby True HD and my stereo readily picked it up, there was some blending challenges where the spoken audio was too low and the music and effects were too loud.  The very first scene, where Vito is speaking to a visitor, caused me to crank the stereo quite a bit just to understand the guys talking, and then when the wedding music came in, I jumped at how loud it was.  This was disappointing, to be sure.

As for the movie itself, well...I did a lot of reading and researching on the movie before purchasing it, and I found a very distinct split between people who watched it.  Some people loved it to death, others simply couldn't stand it.  The ones that didn't like it all had the same word to describe their experience: boring.  They talked about how it was just "...a bunch of people talking at a wedding" and I found that a bit challenging to believe.  So I watched for myself, and guess what?  Those people REALLY have a short attention span, because while the whole wedding scene does dominate the first part of the movie, the rest of it is nothing but, and there's plenty of action to see.  The problem is that the action is strategically placed to enhance the storyline and plot, rather than just action for the hell of it (aka Bourne Trilogy).  When someone dies, it's for a reason, and the back story tells you about some of this and then uses the actual action to make it impact you.  Here, it does a good job as long as you're patient.  Sometimes, I think these action movies have people desensitized to a great story.

That doesn't mean it was all roses.  Part of the issue I saw was with character development.  With the exception of Vito, Mike, and to a lesser degree Tom, there was very little of it in this movie.  People are introduced with little fanfare, some are killed off with very little emotion (which I suppose is the point).  A character is killed in a car, presumably intentionally so, and presumably because he is at fault for a key scene in the movie involving Vito.  But the character looks different from the Vito scene to when he's killed, and it happens so far later that you almost forget it was him.  It's really the only time you connect the dots.  In a later scene, a man is stuttering his way in front of Vito but you really don't know why or who this guy is, but it's revealed much later that he's basically an assassin who has done jobs for Vito in the past.  He ends up killed, but reasoning behind the scene where he's killed is never explained (it's mentioned, but not confirmed and has no background to try and validate it).  Mike, after the incident with Vito, is shipped off to Sicily to protect him from backlash, and he goes through a series of danger spots that, while appear to be closely true to the book with some variations, just don't make sense because they don't have any pre-staged plot development.  There is a botched attempt on his life resulting in the death of another character; the person who tries to kill him is assigned as his bodyguard, but we don't ever learn why this person tried to kill him (yes, I know, it's revealed in a sequel).  The person who really died is seemingly important to him, and they are just snuffed out with no emotion on Mike's part afterwards (yes, I know, it's revealed in a sequel).

Beyond the character development problems above, there are plot development gaps.  For example, Vito steps down and Mike takes over, but this happens immediately after a peace meeting with all of the Dons where Vito is calling shots.  There's no build up to this event at all, and really no logic since Mike is fresh back from Sicily and has no reason to take up this charge.  Then Mike just starts offing people fresh off the heels of his dad calling for peace, including members of his dad's entourage who are apparently traitors (they don't reveal it until the very end).  He intuits that one of these people, who is actually a family member by marriage, is aligned with Barzini somehow, even though there's simply no way he could have figured it out.  He's just like "you think you can fool a Corleone?" Apparently, he did...since neither Vito nor Sonny ever connected the dots!  

Another example of this plot development disconnect involves a run-in with local police.  Guards (who are part of Corleone's entourage) are supposedly placed strategically to protect Vito from an attempt on his life.  Mike shows up to visit but notices there are not only no guards, but no staff whatsoever except one person who seemingly has no clue about what's going on.  There's no evidence of how much time has elapsed here, but he frantically calls for guards.  Outside, police show up and assault him, with the chief claiming that he's well within authority to arrest all of them, until a Corleone lawyer arrives and states that they're all authorized to own handguns and act as guards for Corleone.  The problem here: We assume the guards were armed.  We also assume that this authorization was indicated by the guards.  So why'd they get arrested?  Why did they not fight?  And why did the police leave (I'm trying not to spoil the scene) if their job was to ensure Vito's lack of safety?  Shouldn't they have left a few cops in place to prevent any further protections?

So...while the first part of the movie is filled with a lot of talking and singing, laughing and getting married, the second half is filled with plot gaps, character development issues, and a very methodical pace.  Even granting that, it came across to me as a very deep, detailed presentation of the back story that spawned a culture of "gangster".  It was a solid movie and well presented for those that are patient and don't require instant gratification.  It's long though - well over the standard.  I believe I saw it was nearly 3 hours long?  Yeah.  So you may need to space these out if you plan to watch all three.  I intend to watch part two next weekend, and I'll review it as well.

My Seattle Move: Wednesday, January 4

I have arrived in Seattle, more or less.  The move was a partial success...there were a lot of things I left behind that I really should not have, and it's proving difficult to get furniture into a 3-story townhome especially since the companies don't deliver on Saturday.  I really need to get a desk, a couch, and a real bed (currently on an airmattress and it's not fun).

I haven't updated in a while because (A) I was on the road in some rather unappealing conditions - in fact, I think I may have nearly lost control of my vehicle in Oregon - and (B) I wanted to at least get past my first day on the new job.  It was mostly uneventful.  I was surprised that all of my OnBase knowledge came flowing back so well and so quickly.  I helped to fixed two of the outstanding issues, working on two others today.

But my "move" isn't done yet.  Now I have to schedule UHaul to drop off a pod, schedule a flight to go back to San Diego, and get that coordinated so the rest of my stuff can join me.  I'm likely going to have to do a hotel room too because I fear it will take me longer than the one day to complete.  There's not a lot but I need to pack it up, and some of it is rather heavy.

My Seattle Move: Tuesday, December 27

So I've been cranking away as best I can.  I got a lot done over the weekend, still a lot to do.  I found out that I will get the money that I was hoping to get, but won't be able to even use it until Thursday - which means I go forward with my initial plan to just junk all of my current furniture and exercise equipment (except the dumbells) and buy new when I get to the new place.  I also got almost all of the required stuff out of the way - renter's insurance is transferred effective 12/31, internet is scheduled effective 1/2, electricity and gas should be on effective 12/31 (which will let me warm the place up a bit), and then other utilities.  SDG&E will terminate on 1/2, I have to call Time Warner and get them to cancel on 12/31 (if I wanted, I could cancel them anytime, logically, since I have unlimited 4G through Verizon).  The only thing remaining is auto insurance which I have to deal with separately - but I can manage that part.  I have to call Allstate and get a quote for that.  I have to call the local agent and find out about a $16 charge that is pending, but other than that I should be fine on auto insurance.  I just need it for 1 month or so until I get settled in; it's required to drive in WA and I wouldn't have it any other way since I have no idea what the driving conditions are out that way.

I have to give it up to the Altima.  Right now, there are four crates in my trunk, 95% of my clothes surrounding them, and my Insignia 42" LCD.  All in the trunk.  Mind you, these aren't tiny crates; I mean they're nearly two feet long, 15 inches wide, about a foot deep.  And I got 4 in there WITH a TV and a bunch of clothes!  By the time I finish packing I will have unfortunately a total of 8 crates to contend with.  I plan to have the junk haulers take literally everything else that isn't a computer or cabling.  That goes down tomorrow.    I won't then have a couch to sit on or a coffee table to work on.  The iMac is packed and ready to go, I have to get the Thunderbolt Display from work, and I'm almost done getting all of the stuff ready for the junk haulers.  That's Wednesday.

Thursday, is when the shredding company will pick up my box that needs to be shredded of 5-some years of data that isn't critical but needs to be shredded.  I will have that in my car on Thursday, they will come to my place of work to pick it up, and I will pay them $60 to make it go away.  You might think me crazy for paying so much, but realistically...the risk of identity theft is so great it's a small price to pay.  Plus I simply do not have time to go down to a shredding facility, unfortunately.  I'm working on very short timing here and every single minute counts.

Today I'm doing what packing I can of small personal items.  All garbage is gone, so now it's just sorting things out into crates in prep for the move.  I won't have the day tomorrow, only the evening, and the junk haulers will need a clear path to get all of the stuff out, so I'm forced to speed things up, and likely will be working through the evening until 10.  Problem is, the light in my bedroom died today, so I won't have any adequate lighting at all to work with :(

My Seattle Move: Monday, December 26

Some companies make their employees work this day, and they get a three-day-weekend.  Mine wants to make sure you get both Eve and Christmas off, even if they fall on a weekend.  SO we got Friday and Monday off in addition to the weekend.  Unfortunately, instead of Christmas cheer, I get to continue packing.  Yay.

So yesterday I figured out that my Altima's trunk space is larger than I thought it was.  In theory - THEORY - I should be able to fit six full crates in the trunk alone.  I don't think I'll need that many, but it's nice to know I can pull that off.  I plan to put four in there, then some clothes on top and around for cushioning (I'm heading into the mountains, you know), then have the Insignia LCD on top, and some more clothes.  That seems a dangerous bet but I don't really have a choice.  The AQUOS alone is likely to fill up my back floor pretty good, then I've got the Thunderbolt Display and iMac, both of which have massive boxes.  That doesn't give much room for the stereo or the laptops, or the keyboard, or the printer...*sigh*.

Today I'm going to have to get as much done as possible, because I have to work Tuesday - Thursday.  According to research, I very well might get caught in pouring rain...or worst, a blizzard, when I hit the mountains.  Stories of people getting caught and dying due to hypothermia.  For some reason, on a major interstate, I find the likelihood of that remote.  However, I have to be ready for the possibility.  The tentative plan to prepare for this is to stock up on some food items, just in case I have to be stuck somewhere or shack up somewhere.  I have a spare jacket in the back seat, and I'll be double layered on the clothes since it'll be cold in any case.  Worst case, I can use the car's battery power to run a hot kettle for hot water.  The car is virtually new - I just hit 10,000 miles, so I'm not worried about breakdowns.  Got the oil and filter changed on it, tires checked out, fluids topped off.  I have to buy tire chains today or tomorrow from Autozone.  Apparently they're required in certain areas even if you don't end up using them.

I've never used tire chains because I've been stuck in this hellhole of sunshine for the majority of my conscious life.  I've been in snow before, many times, back in Arkansas and Texas, but I was a kid then.  TO me snow was a plaything, now I have to treat it as a life-or-death situation, and I'm on my own.  I'm going to ask a friend if she would not mind keeping an open line of communication with me during the trip.  I'm going to enable Google Latitude so she can follow my progress, that way if something were to happen, she will know where my phone signal died off, and it should be reasonably easy to locate me from that, as I would not go that far from my car...unless I'm thrown from it, in which case, well, que será, será.

Research also indicates that for the most part, the freeways should be reasonably clear of snow IF there are a good amount of cars driving continuously on it, due to the heat generated from the tires impacting the paving, keeping the snow melted.  That doesn't do much if it rains heavily and it certainly doesn't do much at night when it's even colder, and visibility drops.  I'm not interested in a coastal pleasure cruise.  My sole objective is to get up here to my new apartment and settle in, not looking back.  Period.  I've dealt with a lot worse than a snowstorm...having nearly died on five separate occasions...so there's no fear.

So today, I have to dump a bunch of stuff into the trash outside from yesterday.  I will have a little bit more, but for the most part, everything "trash" is gone and/or bagged and tagged.  The bulk of today will be unwiring all of my electrical stuff and packing up my DVD/CD library.  If I make good progress, I will then move on to boxing up some of the "keep" piles.  It's amazing...I moved here with 7 crates full of "stuff".  After my cleanup process, I will have likely about 3-4 crates full.  Everything else was junk that I just kept.  Lots of paperwork, but I plan to scan most of it when I get to my new place.

Hired a junk hauler who will take all furniture away.  I'll just have to buy new furniture and a new bed.  That's scheduled for Wednesday, so I have to get stuff packed and out of the way before then if possible.

Internet service is established at the new place, got a decent deal, need to make sure I've got money ready for the installer.  I also had to buy a DOCSIS 3.0 modem, that's on its way, should be here Wednesday unless they use OnTrac, in which case I'll get it tomorrow for sure.  It hasn't shipped yet though.

Gas service is also active at the new place.  I was pleasantly surprised they got it done at 11pm on Saturday.  The Electric service company which is a different utility is closed except M-F, and likely closed today, with no way to request service online.  So I will try them today, if not then tomorrow, but I need service active no later than 12/31 which is when I'm planning to be there.  Electric has to be on before the internet can be installed, logically.

Tomorrow I have to go through and start scheduling cancellations for SDG&E and Time Warner.  SDG&E can probably stay active until after I've moved, but I think they need me here.  I have to figure that all out.

My Seattle Move: Sunday, December 25

First off, Merry Christmas to those who are actually getting to enjoy the event.  I'm not.

So yesterday I got a lot done.  I didn't realize how much garbage I had just stacked and boxed around the place that I just never got around to cleaning up.  Not really "clutter", just boxed nonsense that was no longer valid.  Credit card statements from cards I'd gotten rid of over 5 years ago; that kind of thing.  I think I just was in such a haste the last time I moved that I didn't take time to sort stuff out, which isn't unexpected.

So anyway, the closet is completely clear.  I have to check the garbage bin to see if there's room - I ended up filling up half of it yesterday and it was already half full.  Problem is, between Christmas wrapping and tree cleaning I suspect I won't be able to discard anything until at least Tuesday.  My plan is to get the living room in a position that I can pack stuff up.  I had to make a hard choice yesterday, because my paycheck situation is still an unknown.

Right now I know I have enough money to physically move.  I've got gas money, plenty for the drive, I've got the prorate rent from my current place plus the transfer fee ($200), and I've got the rent for the new place which is full because of my start date.  Total it will be around $2700.  (For reference, if I hadn't done it this way, it would have been well over $4500).  But I also have to pay a junk hauling service, which I estimate around $400, and then if I were to move stuff I would be looking at minimum $900, whether I do a truck myself or hire a mover.  I don't want to sit in an UHaul truck for over 20 hours, and I don't want to waste gas in an inefficient drive.  The movers could be an option, but I would have to pay the day the stuff is delivered, and I'm not 100% sure I will have the extra funds needed to pay them.

Instead, I decided to just let the junk haulers take everything that is furniture away - meaning I will need to buy all-new furniture after I get there.

Hard decision.  The only real key part of my furniture set is the TV stand, which happened to be perfect for what I was doing.  Unfortunately I will no longer have that luxury, and in the new place I may just need to re-think my entertainment unit setup...wall mount and shelf where possible.  That leaves my two LCDs, stereo, media library, and computer equipment that I have to deal with, plus the crates of other stuff that I'm taking, and my clothes.  If I can get all of that stuff figured out I'll be good to go.  Unfortunately, my Altima is only so big...

My Seattle Move: Saturday, December 24th

I am getting closer to the end of this ride, unfortunately my place looks no better than when I started despite the substantial progress I made.  This past week was simply to clean up known garbage, which I got done (and there was a lot to do).  But now I have to actually do some packing and moving of stuff one room at a time (maybe faster as I'm running low on time).

I have to be cleared out and on the road no later than 12/30.  Unfortunately, today and tomorrow, and Monday for most companies, are holidays including mine.  That means (good) I have some extra time where I don't have to work.  It also means (bad) that I don't have access to the companies that I require to assist me.  Being single, I'm on my own with most of this stuff, and I'm going to need to get with the program.

So far:

• The kitchen is all packed and ready to go, except for some paperwork that isn't kitchen related.
• The patio is free of all items including the cable and dish that were left out there when I canceled.
• All known garbage has been removed.  There may be some papers that I don't have to keep throughout the place.
• The garage has been cleaned and swept; I have a lot of tools and detailer stuff that were always in the crates, so functionally the garage is ready to go.

Remaining are the following items.

1. Return the work phone.  Can't do that until Thursday.  I have to forward it to my replacement who I am training all next week. 
2. Finish CRM updates, this will take time because I can't do it while training.
3. I found a local USB drive that I can use to give them the demo software.  I need to make that available to them somehow.
4. Need to contact the mover that gave me the lowest quote and see if he can still meet the timeline he quoted (1/7) for delivery.  What it unfortunately means is that I won't have any furniture - including a bed - when I arrive.  I have a plan for that.
5. Need to forward USPS from two addresses, one is the primary, one is a mailbox facility.  That has to take effect as soon as I get the new address which is likely not to happen until Monday.  Then I can update USPS.
6. Need to update billing addresses across the board.  There are a LOT of accounts.
7. Need to sever SDG&E service likely after the new year. 
8. Need to see if Verizon Wireless has to change the cell # when the service address changes.  Don't really care if they do - only one person has that number and they have an alternate they can use in the meantime.
9. Pack up the Thunderbolt Display from work, I'll likely do that on Wednesday so that I don't have much to pack Thursday.
10. Box up the iMac and the two MacBooks.
11. Find a home for my stereo system and its speakers/stands.  I will have to buy some speaker wire when I get there and re-think that layout because of the way the fireplace is in the new unit.
12. Box up all media including software, DVDs, etc.
13. Clear out crates and re-use them for all of my electronic stuff.
14. Figure out how much I can cram into the Altima.  I intend to take everything that's valuable myself, and let the movers take stuff that I don't really care much about.  
15. I will likely just buy a bed after I get there.  There is a place that has a really nice one and I need a new one anyway.  Haven't had a foundation or frame in over 6 years.
16. Submit "holdover" payments to all of my credit cards to make sure they're settled.
17. Open an account at a new bank locally.  Citibank has no branches in that area which boggles my mind; neither does USAA which is my fallback bank.  The only "big" banks out there have all screwed me over at one point or another.
18. Deposit final check(s) here before I leave - that's if I get them before I leave.  If I don't, I have to go to Sacramento to reach a branch which is not a happy idea.  My final check should be substantial enough to hold me over until my first paycheck.
19. I have to decide what I will do with the 401k.  If I roll it over I avoid taxation.  But I don't know how that tax law applies after I'm out of California.  I assume I would only owe Fed tax, but I need to confirm.  I also would prefer to have at least limited access to the funds should I run into any sticking points with the relocation.
20. Return the work computer to Joe Cravo.  He can decide what he feels should be done with it - it's a powerful machine that should be put to good use.
21. Figure out auto insurance lapse; Wawanesa only covers California and Oregon, not Washington, so I likely will not be able to use them for coverage anymore which is unfortunate - they have given me the best price of anyone. Allstate claims they can beat the price, but if I have to work with that chick it's not happening.  My new company happens to be an insurance provider and may give me better pricing, but I'm debating whether to have my personal information accessible in that manner.
22. Transfer Renters Insurance policy; I can do this online via Allstate but they need to know information about the new place, so I may not be able to do it until after the new year.
23. Cancel all California registrations - business registration, vehicle registration, voter registration, etc.  They will likely send me a jury duty notice next year, which I have an excuse (not a California resident).
24. Research winter vehicle care.  The Altima that I have, as I understand, is sold specifically in California because it meets California emissions standards.  But I don't know whether it's designed to handle the different conditions in Washington state.  Have to look into that.
25. Research travel conditions when I get there.  I need to familiarize myself with the drive and the freeway system.  I plan to do that on 1/2 if I can make everything else work out.  If I don't get everything done as far as the packing and moving go, it means I will be forced to come back down here again which I am not looking forward to.
26. I may stay in a hotel the first week I get there, just because I won't have any furniture or anything.  Still on the fence about that because it's another $700 that I would rather not have to spend.

Whew!  What a list. If I can't get everything done in one shot then I may just have to do two trips.

10 Things: Issue #6

10 Things I Hate About Moving

1. The total cost, especially if it's to another state.
2. The timing - meaning scheduling certain things to happen at certain times.
3. The driving...driving a UHaul or whatever truck for 20 hours is NOT comfortable.
4. Being single, because then you're on your own for pretty much everything.
5. Having to coordinate a place to sleep fresh after a holiday.
6. Deciding whether to take furniture, sell it or give it away.
7. If single, having to be at the place of pickup AND the place of delivery when you won't have exacting dates for either.
8. Trying to coordinate all pieces when you still have to work every day, and the weekends are holidays.
9. Getting gas, especially for UHaul trucks.
10. Leaving behind whatever friend(s) you do have.